for lexington

dearest lexington,

on the off chance youre reading this, it means youve understood the feeling in your heart and come home again.

welcome back loser.

it also means youll be wondering who you are and where you come from, so here it is. dont worry its not anything too bad. i dont think. tbh i cant remember most of it either.

depending on how long youve been gone, the place is probably a shitshow. but youve fixed it all up before, i know you can do it again.

although your brain could be fucked at this point after so many wipes. who knows? thats your own fault.

ps. i wouldnt turn before scoping out the area. anyone couldve moved into the woods since you left. just mind the deer.


who the hell am i? §

good question. im not totally sure. here’s what i remember:

you’re a 200-something year old werewolf girl who has probably definitely eaten someone. yeah i thought it would be good to just get that out there.

wait i killed someone???

well no. kinda. you definitely ate someone. i remember that part at least.

do i have any special powers?

…youre a werewolf. thats about it.

okay… how tf do i know how to make a website?

oh that was just hard work. thehushline took ages to build.

how old am i?

your birthday is . my best guess for the year is 1794. that makes you 231 years old. have fun with that little tidbit.

holy shit this is insane. where am i from?

right here in new england, the best place in the united states. you would know, because youve never left.

am i a girl?

youre fucking kidding me right? yes, you are female. she/her. get it?

could you be less annoying?

no

and this email thing?

oh yeah you should probably check [email protected] there could be some shit

what is this place? §

finally, youre asking the right fucking questions.

welcome back dipshit.